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Why Bolin is the best

Too Many Male Characters:
Ewww, I was saved by a girl, that is a terrible affront to my manhood, it doesn't matter that she has as much/more combat training than me, I must never be saved by a GIRL, why would I ever show gratitude
Bolin:
OMG KORRA THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAVING ME, AMON WAS SUPER SCARY, BUT YOU ARE A TOTAL BADASS KORRA, LET ME EXPRESS MY APPRECIATION WITH THIS FLOWER AND CAKE!!!

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apocalyptictacolord:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

How old are you? 
“ten”
How long have you been ten?
“…”

“I know what you are.”
“Say it, say it out loud.”
“THE VERY BEST LIKE NO NE EVER WAS”

apocalyptictacolord:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

How old are you? 

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

“I know what you are.”

“Say it, say it out loud.”

“THE VERY BEST LIKE NO NE EVER WAS”

(Source: setyourphaserstostun, via myblog-notyours)

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fuckyeahfirepokemon:

This Pikachu was born with this damaged cheek, and no pupils. But I’m sure 95% of you won’t reblog this because it’ll make your blog look “ugly”. But the 5% who do reblog, I’ll donate one penny for each one to buy it cheek replacement surgery and get it new pupils! 
Reblog if you have a heart. :””(

fuckyeahfirepokemon:

This Pikachu was born with this damaged cheek, and no pupils. But I’m sure 95% of you won’t reblog this because it’ll make your blog look “ugly”. But the 5% who do reblog, I’ll donate one penny for each one to buy it cheek replacement surgery and get it new pupils! 

Reblog if you have a heart. :””(

(via jesterproductions)

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i love josh hutchinson!
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team peter!
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team --
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i saw the movie so i can skip the first book!
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is there gonna be a hunger games 2?
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did you hear they made hunger games into a book?
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jennifer lawrence is too fat to be katniss
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i heard josh is an alcoholic
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